Steakdaddy Six consisted primarily of these five guys:
|Name: Jason Anderson
Aliases: Jay, Jaybird, Tough Guy
Weapon: Skyscrape Yip
MO: Search the bar, buy the drinks, don't let her stray.
Aliases: Mad Dog McCree, Maccriciavetti, Nick Marcie, Uke
Weapon: Low-End Signal Drench
MO: Whatever you do, it will sound better through a wah-wah pedal.
Alibi: Schenectady? I was nowhere near Schenectady!
Weapon: Silver Port Space Stagger
MO: You play 4/4, I'll play 7/4, and we'll meet up at 28!
Aliases: Larry Love, L.T., Lawrence of Oregano, T.J.
Weapon: Purple Starboard Choke Wash
MO: Classified...every man in the Western Hemisphere wants to know it.
| Name: Roderick
Aliases: Dutch, Coach, Gooch
Weapon: Hoover Funnel Cloud
MO: Does the band get a break on beer? No, I mean, seriously.
These two guys, Chris Green and Bryan St. Pere, were drummers for
a while, and we appreciated having them around...
Chris is presently tour manager for Hum. He has also managed bands like 7 Seconds, the Dambuilders, and Atari Teenage Riot.
Chris gets extra bonus points for (still) having the only Steakdaddy
Six license plate in history. Look for it in Champaign...you'll know
it if you see it!
It was at the Blind Pig in Champaign, and in the corner of the stage was a broom closet. Above the closet was a kind of transom-cabinet, and in the cabinet was a styrofoam mannequin, on all fours, as if it were climbing into the cabinet. Are you with me? After the last song, Bryan proudly stood up, fired a drumstick towards the cabinet, and it landed buried three inches deep in the mannequin...precisely where the sun doesn't shine.
More on the Buttslammarama phenomenon coming soon!