big surf daddy's on the tip
gave heroman the slip
shred the letter head du jour
and tasty fish fillet.

waldo'd do it twice,
for the right price:
cut you right in half.

where were you today?
we'll know tomorrow, heroman.
sammy's little brown jug,
heroman took a tug
into liquid cool.

caffeine gravy and schleppy's new hairdo...
waldo's no barber, but
with a razor and a song,
it'll clip your nappy head and throat.

steakdaddy six